31.12.09

The Miracle of the Aubergine


These were the scenes in the Welsh market town of Cwmgrwfi this morning as crowds of people consumed with morbid curiosity descended on the bedsit of local man Sylvester Sylvestre.
Trainee astrologer Mr Sylvestre (pictured right), aged 19, is well known for his potent homebrewed aubergine cider. Yesterday as he sliced open an aubergine he was astounded to see that the seeds clearly depicted a circled A.
‘There must be some significance in this’ mused Sylvestre, ‘I’ve often toyed with the idea of devoting my life to the promotion of anarchy. This has inspired me to follow that dream’
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The Aubergine showing the circled A.

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